I wasn’t in my dream last night, just experienced it from a third-person limited omniscient perspective. There was this girl who was dog-sitting at someone’s house for the summer, only they were there a lot, a husband and wife and their baby. The girl was taking some kind of class at a school, and at the end of the semester the teacher ate all the students alive, then went to a staff meeting with red-stained teeth and a protruding belly. I was less alarmed by the content of the dream than by the realization that I’ve definitely had the exact same one before, maybe multiple times.









